1. If you can function on less than four hours of interupted sleep, but can't if THEY've had less than eight.. you might be the mother of a young child.
2. If you have a DVD/VCR combo, and one has "Bear in the Big Blue House" in it and the other has "Scooby Doo the Movie"... you might be the mother of a young child.
3. If you have ever daydreamed about going to the bathroom with the door actually closed ... you might be the mother of a young child.
4. If you have ever picked a booger out of someone else's nose .. at their request.... you might be the mother of a young child
5. If you know who Caillou is and how to pronounce it properly... you might be the mother of a young child
6. If you have ever uttered the phrase..."No, honey, Kitty doesn't like raw carrots and mini shredded wheat."... you might be the mother of a young child.
7. If you know the names of more Sesamee Street Muppets, than all the senators, sepreme court justices, and politicions combined... you might be the mother of a young child.
8. If you have ever looked longingly at a School bus... you might be the mother of a young child.
9. If you know all the words to the "Sponge Bob Square Pants" song, and have sung them at the top of you lungs... you might be the mother of a young child.
10. If you have every rejoiced in poop.... you might be the mother of a young child
11. If you have every picked a flavor of juice, from a shirt color.. you might be the mother of a young child.
12. If on any given afternoon you living room looks like PBS, Nick Jr., and Disney threw up all over it... you might be the mother of a young child.
13. If you have ever bribed someone to take their medicine.. you might be the mother of a young child.
14. If the hightlight of your week is watching "Gray's Anadomy" alone.... you might be the mother of a young child.
15. If you have ever bought 3 consecutive bags of chocolate chips to make cookies, only to eat them at three in the morning ... you might be the mother of a young child.
16. If you have ever been proud to wipe someone else's butt... you might be the mother of a young child.
17. If you have ever suddenly realized everything was quiet and you were terrified.. you might be the mother of a young child.
18. If you have ever cringed when you saw your toddler talking to your pastor... you might be the mother of a young child.
19. If you have ever carried a car seat, diaper bag, and toddler out to the car only to realize you don't have any keys.... you might be the mother of a young child.
20. If you have ever typed on the computer, held a squirming baby, and wiped the snotty nose of a 2 year old at the same time.. you might be the mother of a young child.
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